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lockhornsaloud
10 August 2009 @ 03:33 am
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“So Neri(?) is walking in the front door. His Dad is carrying the briefcase with him. I better stand in there with her hands gonna spread and just saying can you blame me for being suspicious to find Annie(?) here on your jacket. What I like about is we were standing close enough to the door frame then it looks like the ___ outside is part of his jacket. So he seems to be wearing ___ he seems to be wearing a suitable swirled(?) jacket with like a dinosaur might have on the back and yes it would be suspicious to find him on a dinosaur because they're pretty dangerous mammals in many many cases”

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lockhornsaloud
29 March 2009 @ 08:06 pm


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lockhornsaloud
27 March 2009 @ 02:42 pm
Hey guys.

I haven't updated in a while. No one seems to have noticed. And then today the Livejournal "paid account" expired. So maybe this is the end of the voyage. Any thoughts?
 
 
lockhornsaloud
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“So the lock hunter is sitting inside the office of Ted Sklar(?) attorney at law that's Sklar(?) S K L A R. Ted Sklar(?) has just dots her I's not hollow dots she's not little orphan Annie folks she just has little dots for I's. She's sitting behind a desk in a high swivel chair with a piece of paper in his hands the lock hunter in a wooden chairs in front of him and Loretta is saying. She's saying if anyone can test her will Leroy it will have to be in small claims court. Leroy's giving her the stink eye and I think he's thinking get a job you know get a job how about that get a job.”

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lockhornsaloud
10 March 2009 @ 07:31 am
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“You guys we're ready studying in his easy chair and he is relax. He's so drunk that is I'd look out sort of crazy and his mouth is the way do you want any has nose actually colored it black. It's not just red it's actually black it's gonna around that bend. We're all studying their great ___ are arms cross from the bench. He's surrounded by their chance and it's toasting you at once. But I have a little exerts(?) coming out of it. I don't know why and he's saying we were about to go faster freshness date. Now I should say that the beer can instead the word beer printed on them. You can't remember the generic beer back window was generic everywhere nobody's can beer that were yellow and just said beer them then mash printing letter in a like stands up pretty good says beer on them so that's the beer that we were have yet that beer is well precious fresher date coz that have the ___ or maybe when it's seven generic beer.”

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lockhornsaloud
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“Text(?) today, they are being lead by a matrody(?) through Cassis Bistro. You could tell that cos it's written on the menu underneath the matrody's(?) arm. He has a wonderful mustache. His eyes are close as he guides them to the restaurant. There's another one with her eyes closed in the lower right corner. Just giving us the more of the background of the restaurant. They're leaving, they're ___ to the restaurant and Ronald say to Leroy, when you said our money was no good here, for a second I thought he had checked our credit. Now what did they do to this such VIP's at Cassis Bistro that their money is no good here folks. Think about that. There's a restaurant in my town in Downers Grove Illinois, ___ shout out but I always expecting it was run by the Greek mafia. Is Cassis Bistro run by the Greek mafia or some other mafia and that's why the lock horns are being swept through, are they going to be asked to do a favour that they cannot refuse? This I don't know but let's keep our eye on it.”

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lockhornsaloud
08 March 2009 @ 03:25 am
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“Hey everybody I'm sick but let's power through this ok. In the upper corner Leroy is presenting a necklace in a box to Loreta. He is looking come off to the side. She's got her hand clasp and their saying Oh Leroy it's just what I wanted. You kept the receipt. In the lower left they're in the bathroom Leroy's in a bath robe and he's drying his hair Loreta is looking on the sink and she's saying at least you have 5 less gray hairs now. He counted folks. In the middle panel that at the bowling alley which is beautifully done and this is the first time I've ever seen Loreta in pants. They were in matching bowling polos(?) which their names apparently on over the ___ their their you know their breast pocket area there but the ovals are empty they don't say Leroy and Loreta it could maybe we were just really far away. Anyway the caption reads you realize this is not closest to the pin contest that's Leroy talking to Loreta who is standing at the front line looking kinda. In the upper corner here Loreta is talking to an ___ type of person but you know flipping her hair ___ type person does. So it's not a straight up in the tub anyway and she scrawling over her shoulder because Leroy is talking to another man and they're both singing Easy Chairs and Leroy is saying to the other man can you think for 1 minute you understand woman. You have a time to got right. In the bottom corner there they're out of restaurant well it says Golden Dolphin Diner written backwards in the window of course. They're sitting in a booth and there's a guy mopping the floor. He has a wonderful mustache. There's another guy just standing checking his watch holding a menu wearing a vest. Leroy is working on something with the skull(?) on his face and Loreta is saying they're about to close Leroy when are you going to give up on finishing that placement fees. I like at there at the Golden Dolphin. It makes me think there in Chicago. There used to be a chain of restaurant called something in Chicago but then they sold them so now are you seeing a lot of Golden Blake restaurant in Chicago. There's the Golden Apple and the Golden Nugget. Maybe there is the Golden Dolphin. Hey did you guys read about the Pink Dolphin in the news? If you didn't see it Google that man Pink Dolphin. I'm rambling.”

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lockhornsaloud
07 March 2009 @ 11:27 pm
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You can hear the sounds of the ComedySportz green room Atari in the background of this one.
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lockhornsaloud
06 March 2009 @ 05:04 pm
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“They're standing right in front of front door. Leroy's got a piece of paper in his hand. He's looking back over his shoulder at Loretta who is at the window, which is next to the front door. She's got the drapes pulled back, as if she's been peeking but she has now turned back to look at Leroy and she is saying it's much worse than a wolf at the door. It's a lawyer, but you know what, it could be a lawyer wolf or a wolf lawyer both of those things would be worse. Well actually like a lawyer for a wolf would not be bad but a wolf that is a lawyer that's what I'm saying. That would be bad.”

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lockhornsaloud
05 March 2009 @ 09:50 am
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“Today Leroy and another man are standing next to a little round table that has lots of pictures and picture frames on it, underneath a fantastic lamp and Leroy's holding one of the pictures for the man to see and he's saying to man talk about being in wrong place at the wrong time, here I am at the alter. What I wanna know is, how did this happen to this man. How come he's the only person over at the Lockhorn's(?) my mother's here in the background she's coming towards them scouling(?) carrying a cup on a tray. How, how come this happened to this man? He's just trapped there listening to how much they hate each other”

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lockhornsaloud
04 March 2009 @ 09:39 am
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“Today Leroy and Loretta are at the Opera Folks and they're they're in the box. Actually it's kind of a rounded box which they can afford on Leroy's salary there's a mistake folks. On stage we I don't know what Opera this is. I'm guessing Carmen because there's a man with kind of a matador(?) hat but he's wearing fish net stockings and boots and really huge gloves. Honestly it's it might be an opera of Tusa(?) the Spider Woman. I'm not sure. Anyway Leroy of course looks bored and Loretta's looking ahead and then she's angry and she's saying if I can understand the infield of fly rule you can understand Opera. Ok but the infield fly rules is just specific set of circumstances that anyone can can be taught to recognize. Opera's really a broad category and she's asking for Leroy to understand Opera and she ask him to learn to speak Italian and German and French or if she just ask him to understand that an Opera is a a story set of music because I'm sure he understands that part. If she's looking for him to have a deeper understanding of Opera well I don't think she has a deeper understanding of the in field fly rules. Nobody understands why there's an in field fly rule not even in fielders ok. Let's be honest. Yeah.”

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lockhornsaloud
03 March 2009 @ 03:11 pm
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“Hey today the Lacrons(?) are inside the office of Willis Green DDS. As you can tell by the frame on the wall. But they're in the, they're in the waiting room. There's a desk with a assistant behind it at the hygienist or billing clerk behind it. Leroy is pulling out his wallet his eyes were open wide ___ standing behind him looking a little peeved but the billing clerk she's in scrubs but she smiling broadly and holding out that bill. Leroy's got his wallet open as I mentioned but the lady is saying open wide. That's like seriously rude but it's uncalled for, uncalled for. I wanna write to the office of Willis Green DDS and complain about this woman's behavior also she has like just one big tooth like no lines designation individual tooth. So maybe that's why she works there. Maybe she's trying to save up to have Willis Green carve her some separate teeth. Guess I don't know.”

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lockhornsaloud
02 March 2009 @ 01:48 pm
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“Ok so Leroy and Loretta are leaving what it's a presumably another party except that's it's daytime. They're going at different lock and there's an angry looking man staring at the front door with them and Loretta is saying to Leroy. This time we say thanks for a lovely evening. Try not to roll your eyes, folks what's disturbing about this panel is that the house looks exactly like their house. I think this men stole their house. Other people would say that they like you know like in a Sub Division when the houses all look a like but I prefer ___ yes.”

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I recorded this on the #16 Cross-town bus, and when I said "I think he stole their house" the woman in front of me jolted around to look at me. I guess that is a pretty startling thing to say without context.
 
 
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01 March 2009 @ 06:16 pm


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lockhornsaloud
01 March 2009 @ 05:10 pm
Poll #1357886 What do you think?
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I've been trying out VIDEO Lockhorns Aloud. What do you think? Do you like it? Or do you long for the audio days?

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lockhornsaloud
28 February 2009 @ 01:46 pm


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14 February 2009 @ 02:04 am
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13 February 2009 @ 12:49 pm


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