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lockhornsaloud
05 March 2009 @ 09:50 am
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“Today Leroy and another man are standing next to a little round table that has lots of pictures and picture frames on it, underneath a fantastic lamp and Leroy's holding one of the pictures for the man to see and he's saying to man talk about being in wrong place at the wrong time, here I am at the alter. What I wanna know is, how did this happen to this man. How come he's the only person over at the Lockhorn's(?) my mother's here in the background she's coming towards them scouling(?) carrying a cup on a tray. How, how come this happened to this man? He's just trapped there listening to how much they hate each other”

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lockhornsaloud
04 March 2009 @ 09:39 am
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“Today Leroy and Loretta are at the Opera Folks and they're they're in the box. Actually it's kind of a rounded box which they can afford on Leroy's salary there's a mistake folks. On stage we I don't know what Opera this is. I'm guessing Carmen because there's a man with kind of a matador(?) hat but he's wearing fish net stockings and boots and really huge gloves. Honestly it's it might be an opera of Tusa(?) the Spider Woman. I'm not sure. Anyway Leroy of course looks bored and Loretta's looking ahead and then she's angry and she's saying if I can understand the infield of fly rule you can understand Opera. Ok but the infield fly rules is just specific set of circumstances that anyone can can be taught to recognize. Opera's really a broad category and she's asking for Leroy to understand Opera and she ask him to learn to speak Italian and German and French or if she just ask him to understand that an Opera is a a story set of music because I'm sure he understands that part. If she's looking for him to have a deeper understanding of Opera well I don't think she has a deeper understanding of the in field fly rules. Nobody understands why there's an in field fly rule not even in fielders ok. Let's be honest. Yeah.”

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lockhornsaloud
03 March 2009 @ 03:11 pm
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“Hey today the Lacrons(?) are inside the office of Willis Green DDS. As you can tell by the frame on the wall. But they're in the, they're in the waiting room. There's a desk with a assistant behind it at the hygienist or billing clerk behind it. Leroy is pulling out his wallet his eyes were open wide ___ standing behind him looking a little peeved but the billing clerk she's in scrubs but she smiling broadly and holding out that bill. Leroy's got his wallet open as I mentioned but the lady is saying open wide. That's like seriously rude but it's uncalled for, uncalled for. I wanna write to the office of Willis Green DDS and complain about this woman's behavior also she has like just one big tooth like no lines designation individual tooth. So maybe that's why she works there. Maybe she's trying to save up to have Willis Green carve her some separate teeth. Guess I don't know.”

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lockhornsaloud
02 March 2009 @ 01:48 pm
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“Ok so Leroy and Loretta are leaving what it's a presumably another party except that's it's daytime. They're going at different lock and there's an angry looking man staring at the front door with them and Loretta is saying to Leroy. This time we say thanks for a lovely evening. Try not to roll your eyes, folks what's disturbing about this panel is that the house looks exactly like their house. I think this men stole their house. Other people would say that they like you know like in a Sub Division when the houses all look a like but I prefer ___ yes.”

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I recorded this on the #16 Cross-town bus, and when I said "I think he stole their house" the woman in front of me jolted around to look at me. I guess that is a pretty startling thing to say without context.
 
 
lockhornsaloud
01 March 2009 @ 06:16 pm
 
 
 
lockhornsaloud
01 March 2009 @ 05:10 pm
Poll #1357886 What do you think?

I've been trying out VIDEO Lockhorns Aloud. What do you think? Do you like it? Or do you long for the audio days?

I like the videos
1(20.0%)
I preferred the audio version
1(20.0%)
I miss the old audio version with the terrible transcriptions
2(40.0%)
I have no preference
1(20.0%)
other (described below)
0(0.0%)
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lockhornsaloud
28 February 2009 @ 01:46 pm
 
 
 
lockhornsaloud
14 February 2009 @ 02:04 am
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lockhornsaloud
13 February 2009 @ 12:49 pm


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